- I want this story to be written
- I don’t want this story to be written by anyone but me
- I don’t want to write this story
ive done the math and louis tomlinsons face is…. *takes off spectacles* my god…*lowers clipboard* louis tomlinsons face is scientifically ….. hella fine
"the good thing about falling for mickey milkovich is you know you can always find someone better"
instead of watching the 50 Shades trailer, why not just make awkward eye contact with a total stranger at the grocery store for a solid 2 minutes and 34 seconds? you get the same skin-crawling, uncomfortable feeling but without the shitty writing, terrible acting and massive dose of rape culture