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"A very nice gentleman once said, 'Mostly I wish you joy. Joy is the most important thing in life. Wherever it can be found.'''


kristína. slovakia. eighteen. i run on bad jokes and good food. i am really just a pile of sadness and fanfiction and occasional angry feminism. and tea.

i think i've come to the point in my life where i probably have to stop pretending i'm not a one direction blog. louis tomlinson is my favorite human being. i want to pet his hair and fan him with palm leaves. also, harry styles. what a dick. i love him a lot.

i also like shameless, and merlin, and teen wolf, and i desperately need friends. please come talk to me and i will bribe you with baked goods and nose kisses.

the Sam to my Dean

This is what I’m here for okay

My family is from Nigeria, and my full name is Uzoamaka, which means “The road is good.” Quick lesson: My tribe is Igbo, and you name your kid something that tells your history and hopefully predicts your future. So anyway, in grade school, because my last name started with an A, I was the first in roll call, and nobody ever knew how to pronounce it. So I went home and asked my mother if I could be called Zoe. I remember she was cooking, and in her Nigerian accent she said, “Why?” I said, “Nobody can pronounce it.” Without missing a beat, she said, “If they can learn to say Tchaikovsky and Michelangelo and Dostoyevsky, they can learn to say Uzoamaka.”

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I did things in my 30s that were ignored by the world, that could have been quickly labeled a failure. Here’s a classic example; in 1974 I did a movie called Phantom of the Paradise. Phantom of the Paradise, which was a huge flop in this country. There were only two cities in the world where it had any real success: Winnipeg, in Canada, and Paris, France. So, okay, let’s write it off as a failure. Maybe you could do that.

But all of the sudden, I’m in Mexico, and a 16-year-old boy comes up to me at a concert with an album - a Phantom of the Paradise soundtrack- and asks me to sign it. I sign it. Evidently I was nice to him and we had a nice little conversation. I don’t remember the moment, I remember signing the album (I don’t know if I think I remember or if I actually remember). But this little 14 or 16, whatever old this guy was… Well I know who the guy is now because I’m writing a musical based on Pan’s Labyrinth; it’s Guillermo del Toro.

The work that I’ve done with Daft Punk it’s totally related to them seeing Phantom of the Paradise 20 times and deciding they’re going to reach out to this 70-year-old songwriter to get involved in an album called Random Access Memories.

So, what is the lesson in that? The lesson for me is being very careful about what you label a failure in your life. Be careful about throwing something in the round file as garbage because you may find that it’s the headwaters of a relationship that you can’t even imagine it’s coming in your future.

- Paul Williams  (via albinwonderland)
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we gonna talk about that curve



day 382 of missing jackson whittmore and wondering what his place in the pack would have been 


"make up is false advertisement!"


"i view women as products"

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I guarantee its been too long since you last watched this video


My seven month old does this pose every time he notices I am taking pictures of him

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I, a big wrinkle, made all of these smaller wrinkles.

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