May 21, 2013
@ 11:03 PM

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fic; won’t you wrap the night around me (1/1) 

stylinist:

won’t you wrap the night around me | mature | 2.3k | louis and harry have a day off together and they’re in love and it’s insane, really, how much louis loves his dumb boyfriend

[ao3]

May 20, 2013
@ 11:46 AM

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thatisalargebaby:

teenage girls are fucking mocked for liking things that are marketed towards them and for them then when theyre sick of being shit on for that and try to like things not specifically “for them” they get shit on for “pretending” and they cant win at all its a lose lose situation being a teenage girl 

May 19, 2013
@ 12:37 AM

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possiblywonderful:

And all over Europe, cries of Romania should’ve won can be heard.

May 19, 2013
@ 12:09 AM

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• Armenia: [singing] Should I live should I die without your love?
• Graham Norton: You should leave.

May 18, 2013
@ 10:50 PM

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phantasticllamas:

Tumblr makes eurovision 100% better

May 15, 2013
@ 11:46 AM

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royharper:

#my favorite thing is when people refuse to do the thing

May 15, 2013
@ 7:32 AM

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commanderpigg:

you see, the thing about self esteem is

it doesn’t matter how many people you have supporting you, telling you you’re talented, or attractive, or smart

because in the end, if you truly cannot believe it yourself

or worse, if you depend on those outside forces to confirm positive perceptions of yourself

you still feel pretty shitty.

Apr 29, 2013
@ 12:14 PM

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•  (We’re taking a calculus final. The TA is a well-known Lord of the Rings fan, and we’ve had running LotR jokes all semester.)
• TA: “Okay, guys, everyone look at me. We’ve been over the rules, but just in case: no notes, pencil your answers in on the scantron sheet, and graphing calculators only – no more ‘can I just used my cell phone’ nonsense.”
• Student: “[TA's name], my calculator batteries just died! What should I do?”
• TA: “Here, I’ve got a big box of spares.”
• Student: *struggling* “I can’t get this packaging open…”
• Student 2: “Here, I’ve got a pocket knife.”
• TA: “And I’ve got a pair of scissors if you need them.”
• Student 3: *from the back of the room* “OR MY AXE!”
•  (Everyone starts laughing.)
• TA: “The only axes allowed on the exam are in the graph section.”
•  (Everyone groans.)
• TA: “Oh, come on, you’re in a math class. Deal with the math jokes.”
•  (The professor enters with a stack of exams. With him are two exam proctors.)
• Professor: “Tolkien jokes already, [TA's name]?”
• TA: “Hey, I didn’t start it.”
•  (The professor starts handing stacks of exams to the TA and proctors.)
• Professor: “But I’m about to finish it. [TA], take these exams down the left flank. [Proctor 1], follow the desks down the center. [Proctor 2], take your exams right, along the wall.”
• (At this point, many of the students have realized where this is going: Theoden’s lines from ‘Return of the King.’)
• Professor: “Forth, and fear no problems! Solve! Solve, students of calculus! Points shall be taken, scores shall be splintered! A pencil day! A red-ink day! Until three thirty!”
•  (The professor pulls out a pencil, holding it out like a sword, and runs down the first row holding it out. Students hold up their pencils, hitting his as he passes.)
• Professor: “Solve now! Solve now! Solve to good grades and the class ending! MAAATH!”
• Entire Class: “MAAATH!”
• Professor: “MAAAAATH!”
• Entire Class: “MAAAAAATH!”
• Professor: “Forth, exam-takers!”
•  (The entire class rises to their feet and gives him a standing ovation. A week later, we get an email from the professor.)
• Professor: *at the end of the email* “PS: I appreciate all of you who wrote in their evaluations that I was the one professor to rule them all, but the best one yet was the student who called me ‘Mathrandir.’”

Apr 25, 2013
@ 8:00 AM

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fuckwooper:

money is so stupid and unnessecary we’re meat creatures on a rock floating in space and out entire lives are dominated by little bits of paper

Apr 05, 2013
@ 8:14 PM

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brigwife:

why celsius/centigrade is better than fahrenehenheit

• easier to spell
• all water below 0 is ice. easy and logical
• all water above 100 is steam. easy and logical
• if it’s 1 degree outside one day and 10 degrees the next you can literally say it’s 10x warmer and you aren’t even exaggerating

why farhenininheniehenhet is better than centigrate/celsius

• it isn’t

Apr 05, 2013
@ 5:25 PM

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when-dark:

you don’t really understand pain until you leave the house without headphones

Apr 03, 2013
@ 10:21 AM

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listen, i may not be able to carry the burden that comes along with these trials, but i can carry you. [spn 8.17] // when you can’t run, you crawl, and when you can’t crawl, when you can’t do that, you find someone to carry you. [firefly 1.12]